Read this Aloud…


Let’s have a little talk about tweetle beetles…

What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well…

When tweetle beetles fight, it’s called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle, it’s a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle. AND

When beetles battles beetles in a puddle paddle battle, and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle…they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND…

When beetles fight these battles ina bottle with their paddles and bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

AND…

Now wait a minute, Mr. Sock Fox!

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battles with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, THIS is what they call a tweetle beetles noodle poodle bottled paddles muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!

Fox in socks, our game is done, sir. Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.

NOW is your Tongue Numb?

-Fox in Socks by Dr. Suess

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